Ruin Dogs

The Unlikely Pudding

Overview

The Unlikely Pudding is located on a volcanic city. Regions of it are flooded. A battle between raiders is happening outside. It is occupied by Kuo-Toa. Tora Buxton The Naughty, a Cult Fanatic is here. The Kuo-Toa are the soldiers of Tora Buxton The Naughty. She is founding a new religion.

Artifact

Dumwi Haaeiofa

Dumwi Haaeiofa is a powerful artifact in the shape of a broken spear. It is a pale green color. It smells like earth. When held it becomes hot.

Locations

the presidential tube

Dumwi Haaeiofa is here.
To the west a dark opening connects to the transparent dormitory.
To the east a long hall leads to the smooth propylaeum.
To the north a dripping cave opens to the deadly cloister.
To the south is the entrance.

the smooth propylaeum

There is a Swarm of Poisonous Snakes here. The concrete walls are scratched. The air smells like lavender here.

There is a door here.
There is a hoard here.
To the west a long hall connects to the presidential tube.
To the east a small passageway connects to the real vestibule.
To the north a dripping opening opens to the broken jail.
To the south a long walkway opens to the indoor music hall.

the indoor music hall

There are two Kuo-Toa Whips and two Kuo-Toa here. The crystal walls are pristine. The floor is cluttered with broken glass. There is a trap here. When activated, a magical rune will launch a fusillade of darts. The Kuo-Toa are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, the Kuo-Toa will become more powerful.

There is an engraving on a tablet written in common.

We are maddened

open and optional

To the east a dark pathway opens to the wild tunnel.
To the north a long walkway leads to the smooth propylaeum.
To the south a dark gap connects to the incapable storage room.

the incapable storage room

The air smells like blueberry here. There are a Kuo-Toa Whip and four Kuo-Toa here. The concrete walls are caving in. One of the Kuo-Toa is working a mechanism that can flood the room.

There is an engraving on the wall written in Kuo-Toa Script.

I am sneaky.

There is a shield here.
To the east a hazy passageway connects to the holy training hall.
To the north a dark gap opens to the indoor music hall.

the broken jail

Yellow moss is swaying in a patch on the floor.

To the south a dripping opening leads to the smooth propylaeum.

the holy training hall

The wooden walls are unsettled. There are two Kuo-Toa Whips here. One of the Kuo-Toa is on watch, the rest are celebrating.

To the west a hazy passageway opens to the incapable storage room.
To the south a narrow artery leads to the important office.

the transparent dormitory

The air tastes like bread crust here.

To the east a dark opening connects to the presidential tube.

the important office

The air tastes like seashore here. There are two Kuo-Toa Whips here. The floor is glossy. The metallic walls are pristine. If the Kuo-Toa notice the Ruin Dogs, one of them will retreat and alert the others.

There is a leprechaun here.
Tora Buxton The Naughty is here.
To the north a narrow artery connects to the holy training hall.

the real vestibule

The metallic walls are caving in.

To the west a small passageway opens to the smooth propylaeum.
To the north a small cavern leads to the inadequate ballroom.

the inadequate ballroom

There is an engraving on the ceiling written in common.

Try giving up.

To the south a small cavern leads to the real vestibule.

the wild tunnel

The floor is glossy. White ferns are swaying in broken urns. The air smells like smoke here. The mirrored walls are covered in mold.

To the west a dark pathway connects to the indoor music hall.
To the east a windy hallway leads to the childish stables.

the childish stables

The air smells like linden flower here. The floor is cluttered with bones. There are two Kuo-Toa Whips and a Kuo-Toa here. The Kuo-Toa are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, Tora Buxton will be magically alarmed.

To the west a windy hallway leads to the wild tunnel.

the deadly cloister

The stone walls are unsettled.

To the south a dripping cave opens to the presidential tube.