The Universal Secretary

Overview

The Universal Secretary is located under an obsidion rift. Some rooms of The Universal Secretary are cursed. The ruin is collapsing slowly. It is occupied by Deep Gnomes. Gordon Roland The Quick-Tempered, a Bearded Devil is here. The Deep Gnomes are battling Gordon Roland The Quick-Tempered. He is trying to hide Uddaebaeib.

Artifact

Uddaebaeib

Uddaebaeib has the form of a broken gem. It smells like wormwood. Cacophony pours from it. When held it frightens children.

Locations

the offensive rampart

There are a Frog and a Helmed Horror here. The air smells like fruit here. The floor is cluttered with bones.

There is an engraving on the floor written in Deep Gnomes Script.

You are corrupted

medieval, fine, curious

past, dominant, bald

eager and finished

aesthetic and wise

honorable, bitter, blonde

Uddaebaeib

yet new

the sad latrines

There are eight Deep Gnomes here. The floor is glossy. The glass walls are covered in mold. White lichens are sprouting from the walls. The Deep Gnomes are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, the Deep Gnomes will become more powerful.

There is an engraving on the floor written in common.

A boat is a withdrawal

pleasant and crude

You are sorrowful

nervous, mobile, painful

far and fastidious

rough, viable, afraid

We are damned

useful and stunning

A boat is a withdrawal

the presidential chapel

There are eight Deep Gnomes here. The wooden walls are ruined. The air tastes like marigold here. The Deep Gnomes are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, the ruin dogs will be weakened.

the large laboratory

the modest chapel

The air tastes like lettuce here. The floor is flooded with three inch deep lukewarm water.

the productive belfry

The air tastes like cucumber skin here. Gray mushrooms are swaying in a patch on the floor.

the voluntary guard post

The brick walls are caving in. The air smells like pomegranate here. Red lichens are growing in cracks in the floor.

the flawed crematorium

There is a trap here. When activated, a magical rune will collapse a column. The air tastes like almond here.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in common.

I am lost in The Universal Secretary.

Run away.