The Universal Secretary is located under an obsidion rift. Some rooms of The Universal Secretary are cursed. The ruin is collapsing slowly. It is occupied by Deep Gnomes. Gordon Roland The Quick-Tempered, a Bearded Devil is here. The Deep Gnomes are battling Gordon Roland The Quick-Tempered. He is trying to hide Uddaebaeib.
Uddaebaeib has the form of a broken gem. It smells like wormwood. Cacophony pours from it. When held it frightens children.
There are a Frog and a Helmed Horror here. The air smells like fruit here. The floor is cluttered with bones.
There is an engraving on the floor written in Deep Gnomes Script.
You are corrupted
medieval, fine, curious
past, dominant, bald
eager and finished
aesthetic and wise
honorable, bitter, blonde
yet new
There are eight Deep Gnomes here. The floor is glossy. The glass walls are covered in mold. White lichens are sprouting from the walls. The Deep Gnomes are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, the Deep Gnomes will become more powerful.
There is an engraving on the floor written in common.
A boat is a withdrawal
pleasant and crude
You are sorrowful
nervous, mobile, painful
far and fastidious
rough, viable, afraid
We are damned
useful and stunning
A boat is a withdrawal
There are eight Deep Gnomes here. The wooden walls are ruined. The air tastes like marigold here. The Deep Gnomes are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, the ruin dogs will be weakened.
The air tastes like lettuce here. The floor is flooded with three inch deep lukewarm water.
The air tastes like cucumber skin here. Gray mushrooms are swaying in a patch on the floor.
The brick walls are caving in. The air smells like pomegranate here. Red lichens are growing in cracks in the floor.
There is a trap here. When activated, a magical rune will collapse a column. The air tastes like almond here.
There is an engraving on a monolith written in common.
I am lost in The Universal Secretary.
Run away.