Ruin Dogs

The Unemployed Relief

Overview

The Unemployed Relief is located on a haunted mountain. Some areas of The Unemployed Relief are inaccessible. A windstorm is happening outside. It is occupied by Satyrs. Thurman Pogue The Finicky, a Bearded Devil is here. The Satyrs are the slaves of Thurman Pogue The Finicky. He is founding a new religion.

Artifact

Hfaadaemh Dfulocdaeum

Hfaadaemh Dfulocdaeum looks like an opaque blade. Light pours away from it. When gazed upon it illuminates its surroundings.

Locations

the accessible bedroom

There are four Satyrs here. The obsidion walls are bloodstained. The air smells like wine here. The floor is smooth. White ferns are sprouting in cracks in the floor. The Satyrs are berserk with rage.

To the west a twisted walkway opens to the whole summoning room.
To the north a twisted pathway connects to the provincial summoning room.
To the south is the entrance.

the whole summoning room

The air smells like cooked apple here. There are four Satyrs here. The glass walls are scratched. White lichens are sprouting in cracks in the floor. The Satyrs are berserk with rage.

There is an engraving on a stone written in Satyrs Script.

You are free

yet critical

you will be frozen

To the west a windy hallway connects to the limited office.
To the east a twisted walkway opens to the accessible bedroom.
To the north a long threshold leads to the violent barracks.
To the south a torchlit cavern connects to the glorious garden.

the provincial summoning room

The air tastes like rancid butter here. The floor is flooded with nine inch deep lukewarm water. The crystal walls are covered in mold.

Hfaadaemh Dfulocdaeum is here.
To the east a long pathway connects to the fashionable shrine.
To the north a flooded cave connects to the wild storeroom.
To the south a twisted pathway connects to the accessible bedroom.

the violent barracks

The floor is cluttered with debris. The wooden walls are scratched. There is a trap here. When activated, a tripwire will launch a ceiling pendulum.

To the south a long threshold opens to the whole summoning room.

the fashionable shrine

There are four Satyrs here. The Satyrs are meditating.

To the west a long pathway opens to the provincial summoning room.
To the north a small artery opens to the incapable theater.
To the south a twisted artery leads to the reliable steeple.

the glorious garden

The air tastes like medicine here. White moss is sprouting in a patch on the floor.

Thurman Pogue The Finicky is here.
To the north a torchlit cavern opens to the whole summoning room.
To the south a small corridor opens to the tight tomb.

the tight tomb

The wooden walls are covered in mold.

To the north a small corridor opens to the glorious garden.

the limited office

The glass walls are covered in mold. The floor is flooded with five inch deep cold water. Yellow razorgrass is swaying from the ceiling. The air smells like chicken here.

To the east a windy hallway opens to the whole summoning room.
To the south a small corridor leads to the beautiful wine cellar.

the beautiful wine cellar

Gray ferns are swaying in a patch on the floor. The glass walls are ruined. There are four Satyrs here. The air tastes like old wood here. The Satyrs are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, Thurman Pogue will be magically alarmed.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in common.

Do not try running.

To the north a small corridor leads to the limited office.

the incapable theater

Blue lichens are swaying in broken urns. There is a trap here. When activated, a pressure plate will launch a fusillade of darts. The air tastes like citronella here. There are four Satyrs here. The Satyrs are defending this room from intruders.

There is a berry here.
To the south a small artery leads to the fashionable shrine.

the reliable steeple

Gray lichens are growing from the ceiling. There are four Satyrs here. The Satyrs are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, a powerful monster will be summoned.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in Satyrs Script.

O! sad you

it is always due

reckless and persistent

everything is distant

To the north a twisted artery connects to the fashionable shrine.

the wild storeroom

There is a Green Dragon Wyrmling here. The obsidion walls are ruined. The air smells like leek here. Yellow lichens are growing in cracks in the floor.

To the south a flooded cave leads to the provincial summoning room.