Ruin Dogs

The Tired Analyst

Overview

The Tired Analyst is located on a haunted plain. Parts of The Tired Analyst are flooded. The ruin is coming to life. It is occupied by Orcs. Letisha Bui The Pusillanimous, a Cloud Giant is here. The Orcs are ruled by Letisha Bui The Pusillanimous. She is founding a new religion.

Artifact

Babufwi Cufem

Babufwi Cufem is a powerful artifact in the shape of a hard blade. When smelled it sings the hymn of the damned.

Locations

the gregarious amphitheater

The floor is sticky. The air smells like cloth here. The brick walls are caving in.

To the west a hazy hallway opens to the frozen barracks.
To the east a narrow artery leads to the open passageway.
To the north a narrow cave leads to the safe conservatory.
To the south is the entrance.

the frozen barracks

The floor is flooded with nine inch deep cold water. Gray moss is swaying from the ceiling.

There is an engraving on a tablet written in Orcs Script.

Hide here.

There is a crystal here.
Letisha Bui The Pusillanimous is here.
To the east a hazy hallway leads to the gregarious amphitheater.
To the south a hazy opening leads to the plain amphitheater.

the safe conservatory

The air smells like cedarwood here. There is a trap here. When activated, a pressure plate will close a portcullis. There are a Flumph, a Noble, a Githzerai Monk, and a Young Green Dragon here. Yellow mushrooms are growing in cracks in the floor.

There is a carriage here.
To the east a small walkway connects to the municipal steeple.
To the north a hazy threshold leads to the desirable shrine.
To the south a narrow cave leads to the gregarious amphitheater.

the open passageway

There are an Orc War Chief and three Orc Eyes of Gruumsh here. The air tastes like chrysanthemum here. The floor is glossy. The stone walls are unsettled. The Orcs are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, the Orcs will become more powerful.

To the west a narrow artery connects to the gregarious amphitheater.
To the east a windy threshold opens to the seasonal turret.
To the south a torchlit gap connects to the light vault.

the seasonal turret

The air tastes like egg yolk here. The wooden walls are unsettled. Gray moss is sprouting in a patch on the floor.

To the west a windy threshold opens to the open passageway.
To the north a torchlit hallway leads to the shallow ballroom.

the desirable shrine

The floor is bloodstained. The mirrored walls are covered in mold. The air tastes like tolu here.

There is an engraving on the floor written in Orcs Script.

Maybe try leaving.

To the south a hazy threshold leads to the safe conservatory.

the municipal steeple

The obsidion walls are pristine.

Babufwi Cufem is here.
To the west a small walkway opens to the safe conservatory.
To the north a flooded pathway connects to the desirable kitchen.

the plain amphitheater

The wooden walls are pristine. There are two Orc War Chiefs and two Orc Eyes of Gruumsh here. Yellow moss is swaying in cracks in the floor. One of the Orcs is pointing a ballista at the entrance.

There is a fish here.
To the north a hazy opening leads to the frozen barracks.

the shallow ballroom

The air smells like carrot seed here. There are two Orc War Chiefs and two Orc Eyes of Gruumsh here. One of the Orcs is on watch, the rest are celebrating.

There is an engraving on a tablet written in common.

A trap ahead.

To the east a hazy path connects to the adequate entrance hall.
To the south a torchlit hallway opens to the seasonal turret.

the adequate entrance hall

Gray lichens are growing from the walls. The floor is glossy.

There is an engraving on the wall written in common.

I am young.

Dig here.

To the west a hazy path opens to the shallow ballroom.

the light vault

The obsidion walls are bloodstained. The floor is flooded with two inch deep cool water.

To the north a torchlit gap opens to the open passageway.

the desirable kitchen

There are a Riding Horse, a Peryton, a Manes, a Lamia, a Cambion, and a Scorpion here. The wooden walls are ruined.

There is a screw here.
To the south a flooded pathway opens to the municipal steeple.