Ruin Dogs

Overview

The Talented Menu is constructed on a cursed plain. Parts of The Talented Menu are somewhat hot. A massive storm is happening outside. It is occupied by Drows. Shera Coughlin The Weak-Willed, a Hobgoblin Warlord is here. The Drows worship Shera Coughlin The Weak-Willed. She is founding a new religion.

Artifact

The Parental Exercise

The Parental Exercise is a powerful artifact in the shape of a wet prism. Psychic energy pours from it. It smells like black tea. When worshipped it becomes lost.

Locations

the abnormal spire

Yellow razorgrass is growing from the walls. The obsidion walls are ruined.

There is a ring here.
To the west a twisted gap connects to the dangerous sepulcher.
To the east a narrow walkway leads to the glorious well.
To the north a flooded hall opens to the socialist cloister.
To the south is the entrance.

the dangerous sepulcher

The floor is cluttered with rocks.

To the east a twisted gap connects to the abnormal spire.

the glorious well

There are a Ghoul and a Werebear here.

There is an engraving on a stone written in Drows Script.

I am worshipping The Talented Menu.

There is a fork here.
To the west a narrow walkway connects to the abnormal spire.
To the east a windy artery connects to the grand storeroom.
To the north a flooded gap leads to the smooth tube.
To the south a hazy path leads to the false cave.

the socialist cloister

There is a horn here.
There is a hat here.
To the west a long hall connects to the conventional study.
To the north a small hallway opens to the seasonal sewing room.
To the south a flooded hall opens to the abnormal spire.

the conventional study

The glass walls are caving in. Red mushrooms are sprouting from the walls.

To the east a long hall connects to the socialist cloister.

the seasonal sewing room

White lichens are swaying in broken urns.

The Parental Exercise is here.
To the east a torchlit hallway connects to the stable atrium.
To the south a small hallway leads to the socialist cloister.

the smooth tube

Blue moss is sprouting from the ceiling.

There is a head here.
There is a basket here.
There is a parcel here.
To the south a flooded gap opens to the glorious well.

the grand storeroom

The metallic walls are covered in mold. Gray ferns are decaying from the walls. The air smells like orangeflower here. There are a Mud Mephit, a Death Dog, a Blue Dragon Wyrmling, a Ghoul, an Awakened Shrub, and a Shambling Mound here. The floor is cluttered with ashes.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in Drows Script.

I found this place.

Shera Coughlin The Weak-Willed is here.
To the west a windy artery leads to the glorious well.

the false cave

The floor is sticky. There are a Riding Horse, a Wolf, a Warhorse Skeleton, a Revenant, a Bearded Devil, a Giant Lizard, a Winged Kobold, and a Goblin Boss here. The metallic walls are ruined.

There is an engraving on the wall written in Drows Script.

The Parental Exercise

yet never cute

To the north a hazy path opens to the glorious well.
To the south a dark cave connects to the unlikely pool.

the unlikely pool

White lichens are sprouting in a patch on the floor. The mirrored walls are ruined.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in common.

The Parental Exercise

always huge

influential and fragrant

The Parental Exercise

outside, appropriate, ugly

trivial, enthusiastic, junior

The Parental Exercise

To the north a dark cave opens to the false cave.

the stable atrium

There are two Stirges, a Giant Lizard, an Earth Elemental, a Druid, and here.

To the west a torchlit hallway connects to the seasonal sewing room.