The Talented Menu


The Talented Menu is constructed on a cursed plain. Parts of The Talented Menu are somewhat hot. A massive storm is happening outside. It is occupied by Drows. Shera Coughlin The Weak-Willed, a Hobgoblin Warlord is here. The Drows worship Shera Coughlin The Weak-Willed. She is founding a new religion.


The Parental Exercise

The Parental Exercise is a powerful artifact in the shape of a wet prism. Psychic energy pours from it. It smells like black tea. When worshipped it becomes lost.


the abnormal spire

Yellow razorgrass is growing from the walls. The obsidion walls are ruined.

the dangerous sepulcher

The floor is cluttered with rocks.

the glorious well

There are a Ghoul and a Werebear here.

There is an engraving on a stone written in Drows Script.

I am worshipping The Talented Menu.

the socialist cloister

the conventional study

The glass walls are caving in. Red mushrooms are sprouting from the walls.

the seasonal sewing room

White lichens are swaying in broken urns.

the smooth tube

Blue moss is sprouting from the ceiling.

the grand storeroom

The metallic walls are covered in mold. Gray ferns are decaying from the walls. The air smells like orangeflower here. There are a Mud Mephit, a Death Dog, a Blue Dragon Wyrmling, a Ghoul, an Awakened Shrub, and a Shambling Mound here. The floor is cluttered with ashes.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in Drows Script.

I found this place.

the false cave

The floor is sticky. There are a Riding Horse, a Wolf, a Warhorse Skeleton, a Revenant, a Bearded Devil, a Giant Lizard, a Winged Kobold, and a Goblin Boss here. The metallic walls are ruined.

There is an engraving on the wall written in Drows Script.

The Parental Exercise

yet never cute

the unlikely pool

White lichens are sprouting in a patch on the floor. The mirrored walls are ruined.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in common.

The Parental Exercise

always huge

influential and fragrant

The Parental Exercise

outside, appropriate, ugly

trivial, enthusiastic, junior

The Parental Exercise

the stable atrium

There are two Stirges, a Giant Lizard, an Earth Elemental, a Druid, and here.