The Senior Condition

Overview

The Senior Condition is constructed on a poisoned mountain. Regions of it are flooded. A solar eclipse is happening outside. It is occupied by Sprites. Tod Keene The Narrow-Minded, a Cloud Giant is here. The Sprites are the soldiers of Tod Keene The Narrow-Minded. He is founding a new religion.

Artifact

Omfaid Leohmdaf

Omfaid Leohmdaf is a powerful artifact in the shape of a broken amulet. Magic shifts around it. When cradled it becomes lost.

Locations

the gradual sanctum

The air smells like mimosa here. The mirrored walls are unsettled. Yellow mushrooms are decaying in a patch on the floor. There are a Pentadrone, a Young White Dragon, a Knight, a Quadrone, and a Brown Bear here.

the superior crypt

There are a Cloaker and a Berserker here. The air tastes like celery here. White razorgrass is growing from the walls.

the awful courtyard

The mirrored walls are scratched. The floor is smooth.

There is an engraving on a stone written in Sprites Script.

Omfaid Leohmdaf

yet never philosophical

always indirect

yet familiar

You are cursed

skilled and balanced

A whistle is a preservation

desirable, conservative, conservative

A cat is a museum

reliable and orthodox

the secular study

There are a Displacer Beast, an Incubus, and a Mammoth here. The floor is smooth. Green mushrooms are sprouting in cracks in the floor. There is a trap here. When activated, a pressure plate will launch a fusillade of darts. The air smells like apricot here.

the minimum minaret

The floor is flooded with three inch deep hot water. The wooden walls are scratched. The air smells like bay here.

the incapable pantry

the important privy

The air smells like bay here. There is a trap here. When activated, a pressure plate will make the walls close in. The floor is sticky.

the extraordinary anteroom

There are thirty two Sprites here. The Sprites are berserk with rage.

the voluntary hallway

The air tastes like alcohol here. White mushrooms are decaying in a patch on the floor.

There is an engraving on the wall written in Sprites Script.

Dear me! meak you

slow and due

it is always true

all is due

the holy pool

There are thirty two Sprites here. The glass walls are ruined. The floor is flooded with nine inch deep hot water. The air smells like egg yolk here. The Sprites are willing to negotiate.

There is an engraving on the wall written in Sprites Script.

Oh meak we

it is always ordinary

regular, bold, free

fate is extraordinary

the noisy vestibule

Red mushrooms are sprouting from the ceiling. There are thirty two Sprites here. The Sprites are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, a powerful monster will be summoned.

There is an engraving on the ceiling written in Sprites Script.

A is a football

dramatic and voluntary

always feminine

Omfaid Leohmdaf

regional and physical

but historical

A is a football

the expensive kennel

Gray mushrooms are growing in cracks in the floor. The mirrored walls are unsettled. The floor is cluttered with bones.

the light infirmary

There is an engraving on the wall written in Sprites Script.

I am hiding in this place.

the obscure ossuary

The brick walls are pristine. Green moss is swaying from the ceiling.