The Satisfactory Reptile

Overview

The Satisfactory Reptile is located on a volcanic tree. Parts of it are flooded. The ruin is coming to life. It is occupied by Troglodytes. Erin Clement The Belligerent, a Bearded Devil is here. The Troglodytes are the slaves of Erin Clement The Belligerent. He is trying to destroy Facuuafwi Cehcohedaeum.

Artifact

Facuuafwi Cehcohedaeum

Facuuafwi Cehcohedaeum looks like a transparent blade. It smells like freesia. It is a pale brown color. When gazed upon it frightens children.

Locations

the reliable cloister

The floor is bloodstained.

There is an engraving on a stone written in Troglodytes Script.

Poor me! dire we

subjective and moral

yet free

everything is oral

the common sanctum

Red razorgrass is swaying from the walls. There are a Slaad Tadpole, a Giant Vulture, a Swarm of Ravens, a Winged Kobold, and a Vine Blight here.

the cute rampart

The mirrored walls are covered in mold. The floor is glossy. The air smells like clam here.

the infinite closet

Gray moss is growing in broken urns.

There is an engraving on a stone written in Troglodytes Script.

O! my life is sadistic

it is never optimistic

yet never thick

the world is sick

the invisible cloister

the inadequate sepulcher

There is an engraving on a tablet written in common.

O the memory of you is poor

yet never secure

ever ignorant

cruelty is pure

the clean passageway

There is an engraving on a monolith written in Troglodytes Script.

Oh my! my life is sadistic

adequate, still, geological

but artistic

hope is archaeological

the toxic battlement

The stone walls are pristine. The air smells like foliage here. The floor is cluttered with bones. Blue moss is sprouting from the walls. There are eight Troglodytes here. The Troglodytes are willing to negotiate.

the orthodox storeroom

Gray moss is growing in cracks in the floor. The air tastes like skunk here.

the transparent bedroom

The air tastes like saffron here. Green razorgrass is sprouting in cracks in the floor.

the notorious amphitheater

the invisible ossuary

The crystal walls are caving in. There are eight Troglodytes here. White lichens are growing in broken urns. If the Troglodytes notice the Ruin Dogs, one of them will retreat and alert the others.

the middle-class entrance hall

Blue razorgrass is sprouting in a patch on the floor. The air smells like freshly cut hay here. The glass walls are covered in mold.

the professional foyer

The stone walls are caving in. The air smells like banana here.

the adequate steeple

There are eight Troglodytes here. The air smells like freshly cut hay here. The wooden walls are unsettled. One of the Troglodytes is working a mechanism that can lock the exits.

There is an engraving on a stone written in common.

Oh dire soul

it is always whole

experimental, dark, trivial

nothing is whole