Ruin Dogs

The Predictable Shop

Overview

The Predictable Shop is located on a cursed city. Some areas of it are unbearably cold. A massive storm is happening outside. It is occupied by Lizardfolk. Heriberto Polanco The Conservative, a Barbed Devil is here. The Lizardfolk have been charmed by Heriberto Polanco The Conservative. He is founding a new religion.

Artifact

Mubaemedaeum Dmafedaeid

Mubaemedaeum Dmafedaeid is a powerful artifact in the shape of a hard figurine. Fire flows from it. It smells like potato. It is a pale black color. When touched it makes its owner invisible.

Locations

the inadequate bedchamber

The air tastes like ocean here. The crystal walls are caving in.

There is an engraving on a stone written in common.

Poor me! dire soul

continental and tense

but whole

cruelty is intense

To the west a small opening connects to the reasonable panopticon.
To the east a dark gap connects to the continental observatory.
To the north a flooded pathway opens to the incapable coliseum.
To the south is the entrance.

the reasonable panopticon

The floor is sticky. There are a Lizardfolk Shaman and four Lizardfolk here. Green moss is swaying from the walls. The Lizardfolk are fighting amongst themselves.

There is an engraving on a tablet written in common.

O weak soul

early, vague, geological

strict, awkward, whole

sadness is logical

To the west a dripping corridor opens to the progressive theater.
To the east a small opening opens to the inadequate bedchamber.
To the south a long hallway connects to the artificial spire.

the continental observatory

The floor is sticky. The crystal walls are scratched.

There is a rowboat here.
Mubaemedaeum Dmafedaeid is here.
To the west a dark gap leads to the inadequate bedchamber.
To the east a long artery connects to the slow propylaeum.
To the north a windy pathway connects to the realistic storeroom.

the artificial spire

The floor is sticky. There are two Lizardfolk Shamans here. The stone walls are pristine. The Lizardfolk are caring for babies.

There is a skirt here.
To the north a long hallway leads to the reasonable panopticon.
To the south a hazy hall connects to the progressive linen room.

the incapable coliseum

There is a trap here. When activated, a magical sound detector will make the walls close in. The wooden walls are covered in mold.

Heriberto Polanco The Conservative is here.
To the west a hazy path opens to the illegal room.
To the south a flooded pathway connects to the inadequate bedchamber.

the progressive theater

The air tastes like rain here. There are an Orog and a Poltergeist here.

To the east a dripping corridor opens to the reasonable panopticon.

the realistic storeroom

The air smells like soup here. The floor is sticky. The metallic walls are caving in.

There is an engraving on the wall written in Lizardfolk Script.

Oh cruel we

yet never essential

literary, slippery, free

hope is residential

To the south a windy pathway opens to the continental observatory.

the progressive linen room

There are two Lizardfolk Shamans and a Lizardfolk here. The air smells like violet leaf here. The Lizardfolk are willing to negotiate.

To the north a hazy hall leads to the artificial spire.

the illegal room

The stone walls are unsettled. The air tastes like cashew here.

To the east a hazy path opens to the incapable coliseum.

the slow propylaeum

The floor is glossy. The mirrored walls are covered in mold. Gray lichens are decaying from the walls. There is a trap here. When activated, a tripwire will launch a hail of needles.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in Lizardfolk Script.

Oh our fate is sadistic

yet never characteristic

ever clear

death is artistic

To the west a long artery opens to the continental observatory.