The Painful Gentleman


The Painful Gentleman is constructed on a flooded rift. Some rooms of The Painful Gentleman are flooded. The ruin is burning. It is occupied by Drows. Julia Merritt The Possessive, a Hill Giant is here. The Drows have been charmed by Julia Merritt The Possessive. She is trying to destroy The Socialist Credibility.


The Socialist Credibility

The Socialist Credibility is a powerful artifact in the shape of a glassy spear. It is a bright purple color. When picked up it changes probabilities.


the violent rampart

Blue moss is sprouting in a patch on the floor. The wooden walls are scratched. The air tastes like honeysuckle here.

the unlikely courtyard

There is a Mammoth here. Yellow razorgrass is swaying in cracks in the floor. The floor is sticky. The metallic walls are bloodstained.

the public anteroom

Yellow mushrooms are sprouting in a patch on the floor. The obsidion walls are scratched. The air smells like green bean here. The floor is bloodstained.

the systematic tomb

The air smells like passion fruit here. The glass walls are ruined. The floor is sticky. There is a trap here. When activated, a magical rune will fire an acid arrow.

There is an engraving on a stone written in Drows Script.

Oh my life is inhumane

but never chronic

dynamic, warm, main

the world is electronic

the familiar summoning room

Yellow lichens are growing in a patch on the floor. The obsidion walls are ruined. The floor is cluttered with rocks. The air smells like rancid butter here.

the liquid linen room

The mirrored walls are unsettled.

the tidy cave

The air tastes like boysenberry here. There are a Wight, a Nothic, and an Ankheg here. Yellow ferns are sprouting from the ceiling. The brick walls are caving in.