Ruin Dogs

The Mental Historian

Overview

The Mental Historian is located in an alien plain. Some rooms of it are flooded. A massive storm is happening outside. It is occupied by Deep Gnomes. Wyatt Dehart The Tactless, a Cloud Giant is here. The Deep Gnomes are the soldiers of Wyatt Dehart The Tactless. He is founding a new religion.

Artifact

The Relative Hallway

The Relative Hallway looks like a sharp figurine. When carried it burns the mind.

Locations

the ugly larder

There are a Silver Dragon Wyrmling and a Fire Giant here. The obsidion walls are bloodstained.

There is a ghost here.
To the west a torchlit opening opens to the irrelevant office.
To the east a hazy walkway opens to the rough stables.
To the north a dark pathway connects to the accessible crypt.
To the south is the entrance.

the irrelevant office

There is an engraving on a stone written in Deep Gnomes Script.

All of us are dying

infinite, impressive, loyal

To the east a torchlit opening opens to the ugly larder.
To the north a flooded artery leads to the incapable storage.
To the south a flooded pathway leads to the minimum temple.

the accessible crypt

The wooden walls are caving in. Yellow lichens are decaying from the ceiling. The air tastes like parsley here.

There is a hammer here.
To the south a dark pathway opens to the ugly larder.

the rough stables

There are a Rhinoceros, a Wererat, an Unicorn, and a Plesiosaurus here.

To the west a hazy walkway leads to the ugly larder.
To the east a long corridor leads to the cheap theater.
To the north a narrow hallway leads to the thin crypt.

the minimum temple

There are a Young Silver Dragon, a Commoner, a Rhinoceros, a Piercer, a Bat, and a Shambling Mound here. Yellow ferns are sprouting from the walls. The mirrored walls are unsettled. There is a trap here. When activated, a magical proximity detector will make the walls close in. The air tastes like spice here.

To the north a flooded pathway opens to the irrelevant office.

the incapable storage

The wooden walls are bloodstained.

There is an orb here.
Wyatt Dehart The Tactless is here.
To the west a narrow artery connects to the basic trophy hall.
To the north a hazy hallway opens to the open study.
To the south a flooded artery opens to the irrelevant office.

the basic trophy hall

There are a Drow, a Young Remorhaz, a Mezzoloth, and a Gargoyle here. The air tastes like naphthyl here. The floor is cluttered with bones.

To the west a long path connects to the grand propylaeum.
To the east a narrow artery connects to the incapable storage.
To the north a hazy threshold connects to the regional kitchen.

the thin crypt

The obsidion walls are bloodstained.

To the south a narrow hallway opens to the rough stables.

the regional kitchen

There are a Red Dragon Wyrmling, a Swarm of Rats, a Gladiator, a Giant Goat, a Giant Bat, and a Bone Naga here. The floor is bloodstained. The air smells like geranium here.

To the west a small corridor opens to the funny refectory.
To the south a hazy threshold opens to the basic trophy hall.

the open study

Gray mushrooms are decaying from the ceiling. The air smells like allspice here.

There is an engraving on the wall written in common.

O everything is inhumane

lazy and normal

genuine, sound, main

the world is informal

There is a shoe here.
To the south a hazy hallway connects to the incapable storage.

the grand propylaeum

The floor is cluttered with shells. Gray mushrooms are growing from the ceiling.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in common.

Oh pitiful fate

it is never geological

fat, commercial, straight

nothing is logical

To the east a long path opens to the basic trophy hall.

the funny refectory

There are a Kuo-Toa Whip, an Aarakocra, a Crocodile, a Gorgon, a Warhorse, and an Ettin here. Yellow moss is sprouting in cracks in the floor. There is a trap here. When activated, a magical proximity detector will collapse a column. The floor is flooded with five inch deep lukewarm water. The air smells like egg nog here. The concrete walls are ruined.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in Deep Gnomes Script.

I am powerful.

To the east a small corridor leads to the regional kitchen.

the cheap theater

There are a Hunter Shark, a Water Elemental, a Stone Golem, a Grick, and a Constrictor Snake here. The air tastes like oats here. The stone walls are ruined. There is a trap here. When activated, a magical sound detector will swing a tripping chain.

There is an engraving on the floor written in Deep Gnomes Script.

Poor me! sorry fate

talkative and loud

always straight

cruelty is proud

The Relative Hallway is here.
To the west a long corridor opens to the rough stables.
To the east a twisted hallway opens to the imperial wardroom.

the imperial wardroom

The floor is cluttered with shells. The air tastes like cognac here.

There is an engraving on the ceiling written in common.

The Relative Hallway

but never organic

ever bitter

The Relative Hallway

black and traditional

The Relative Hallway

nervous, regional, precise

yet incongruous

An arm is a shelter

yet open

There is a sock here.
To the west a twisted hallway connects to the cheap theater.