The Last Throat


The Last Throat is constructed on a poisoned tree. Parts of The Last Throat are cursed. A windstorm is happening outside. It is occupied by Sprites. Delbert Deleon The Rude, a Mind Flayer Arcanist is here. The Sprites are the minions of Delbert Deleon The Rude. He is trying to steal The Neutral Employee.


The Neutral Employee

The Neutral Employee looks like an opaque meteorite. Magic incinerates around it. It is a sickly black color. When cradled it floats in the air.


the continental kitchen

Yellow ferns are sprouting in broken urns. The obsidion walls are caving in. The air tastes like cedar here. The floor is cluttered with broken glass. There are thirty six Sprites here. The Sprites are willing to negotiate.

the proportional summoning room

The air smells like cereal here. Blue ferns are growing in a patch on the floor. The wooden walls are scratched. The floor is cluttered with ashes.

the cheap minaret

The floor is smooth.

the complex walkway

Red moss is decaying from the walls.

There is an engraving on the floor written in common.

O! weak fate

national, traditional, great

still and residential

hope is presidential

the unique dormitory

The floor is smooth. There are thirty six Sprites here. If the Sprites notice the Ruin Dogs, one of them will retreat and alert the others.

the typical linen room

The air tastes like black currant here. The floor is smooth. The obsidion walls are bloodstained.

There is an engraving on the ceiling written in common.

Oh cruel we

sexual and free

fast, eloquent, mature

the world is free

the professional ossuary

The air smells like frying here. The wooden walls are unsettled. The floor is flooded with seven inch deep scalding water.

the interactive nursery

The brick walls are bloodstained. There are a Giant Wolf Spider, an Imp, a Badger, a Nightmare, a Manes, a Berserker, and a Gold Dragon Wyrmling here.

There is an engraving on the wall written in Sprites Script.

They are hidden

paralyzed and awake

The Neutral Employee

early, interesting, exact

The Neutral Employee

productive, supplementary, fair

enthusiastic, typical, temporary

violent and decisive

A hair is a hallway

yet never sufficient

agricultural, clear, decorative

They are hidden

the monstrous tube

There are a Green Slaad and a Young Green Dragon here. The floor is sticky. The wooden walls are pristine. The air tastes like tagette here.

the friendly oubliette

The floor is sticky. The air smells like baked potato here.

the public meeting hall

There are a Dryad, a Barbed Devil, a Kenku, a Treant, and a Druid here. The air smells like cologne here. Gray ferns are decaying from the ceiling. The stone walls are covered in mold.