The Irrelevant Joke


The Irrelevant Joke is located in a haunted plain. Some rooms of it are corrupted. The ruin is sinking into the earth. It is occupied by Duergars. Jodi Moreau The Foolhardy, a Kuo-Toa Archpriest is here. The Duergars are the minions of Jodi Moreau The Foolhardy. She is trying to destroy The Indoor Health.


The Indoor Health

The Indoor Health looks like a mushy sphere. It smells like unripe banana. It is a shifting red color. When gazed upon it burns the mind.


the stunning cloakroom

There are a Mud Mephit, a Drow, a Nightmare, a Shadow, a Kuo-Toa, an Ice Mephit, a Warhorse, a Hawk, and a Quaggoth here. The air smells like strawberry here.

There is an engraving on the ceiling written in common.

I was injured in this place.

the proper walkway

Red razorgrass is sprouting in broken urns. The air tastes like smoked sausage here.

the lonely coliseum

Blue lichens are sprouting in broken urns. The mirrored walls are covered in mold. The air tastes like stringent here.

There is an engraving on the floor written in common.

Poor me! dire you

but due

but cute

the world is acute

the public refectory

The floor is sticky. The air tastes like sausage here.

the linear entrance hall

The floor is flooded with one inch deep lukewarm water. The air smells like buttermilk here. Blue razorgrass is decaying from the walls. There are a Giant Sea Horse, a Green Hag, a Thug, a Pegasus, a Winged Kobold, and a Commoner here.