The Funny Landscape is located on a ruined city. Regions of it are flooded. A massive storm is happening outside. It is occupied by Sahuagins. Jordan Poston The Miserly, a Drow Priestess of Lolth is here. The Sahuagins are ruled by Jordan Poston The Miserly. He is founding a new religion.
The Unfortunate Protection is a powerful artifact in the shape of a wet sphere. It smells like plum. Gravity flows around it. It is a sickly pink color. When picked up it tunnels into the earth.
There are five Sahuagin Priestesses here. The air smells like chestnut here. The brick walls are unsettled. The floor is sticky. If the Sahuagins notice the Ruin Dogs, one of them will retreat and alert the others.
Red razorgrass is growing in cracks in the floor. The air tastes like rye bread here. There are a Giant Lizard, a Yeti, a Shadow Demon, two Death Dogs, and here.
There are a Giant Ape, a Grick, a Succubus, and a Minotaur Skeleton here. The stone walls are unsettled.
The floor is bloodstained. The mirrored walls are ruined. Yellow ferns are decaying from the ceiling.
The air smells like radish here. There are five Sahuagin Priestesses here. The brick walls are covered in mold. There is a trap here. When activated, a magical sound detector will shoot a lightning bolt. One of the Sahuagins is working a mechanism that can engulf the room in a fiery blaze.
There are a Displacer Beast, a Deep Gnome, a Flameskull, and an Intellect Devourer here. Blue lichens are decaying in broken urns. The brick walls are caving in.
The air smells like passion fruit here.
There is an engraving on the ceiling written in Sahuagins Script.
A cheese is a percent
wrong and impossible
representative, scientific, separate
outer and cheerful
gregarious, tidy, secure
We are joyful
but never democratic
There are a Dust Mephit, a Kenku, a Myconid Adult, a Young Remorhaz, an Awakened Shrub, a Flying Sword, a Beholder Zombie, and an Animated Armor here. There is a trap here. When activated, a tripwire will launch a swinging block. The floor is sticky.
There is an engraving on a stone written in Sahuagins Script.
A star is a side
yet never good
technical, constructive, deep
The obsidion walls are caving in. There are five Sahuagin Priestesses here. One of the Sahuagins is on watch, the rest are sleeping.
There are a Tribal Warrior, a Black Bear, a Gargoyle, a Berserker, a Flying Sword, a Clay Golem, and an Ogre here. White moss is decaying in a patch on the floor. The air tastes like bread crust here.
The wooden walls are ruined.