The Dead Goalkeeper

Overview

The Dead Goalkeeper is constructed on a flooded mountain. Some areas of The Dead Goalkeeper are flooded. The ruin is flooding. It is occupied by Thri-Kreens. Robt Hardman The Belligerent, an Incubus is here. The Thri-Kreens worship Robt Hardman The Belligerent. He is founding a new religion.

Artifact

The Outside Wonder

The Outside Wonder has the form of a glassy meteorite. Air slides near it. It smells like roasted peanut. When smelled it makes its owner invisible.

Locations

the limited foyer

The obsidion walls are scratched. The floor is bloodstained. There is a trap here. When activated, a pressure plate will open a large pit in the floor. There are five Thri-Kreens here. The air tastes like pineapple here. White ferns are swaying from the ceiling. If the Thri-Kreens notice the Ruin Dogs, one of them will retreat and alert the others.

the progressive infirmary

There is an engraving on the ceiling written in Thri-Kreens Script.

Oh meak soul

current and whole

conservative and vain

death is plain

the liberal stables

There are five Thri-Kreens here. Gray lichens are sprouting in broken urns. The mirrored walls are caving in. The floor is cluttered with shells. One of the Thri-Kreens is working a mechanism that can engulf the room in a fiery blaze.

the provincial meeting hall

There are a Lizard King, a Commoner, a Reef Shark, an Elk, a Kobold, and a Crocodile here. The floor is cluttered with ashes. Red mushrooms are swaying in a patch on the floor.

The wooden walls are ruined. The air tastes like immortelle here. The floor is flooded with six inch deep scalding water.

the formal crypt

the imperial bedchamber

There are a Weretiger and an Animated Armor here. The floor is glossy.

There is an engraving on a stone written in Thri-Kreens Script.

Try leaving.

the profound kennel

The floor is glossy. The air smells like juniper here. Yellow ferns are swaying in broken urns.

the narrow latrines

The brick walls are unsettled.

the vulnerable bedchamber

Yellow moss is swaying in cracks in the floor. The crystal walls are pristine.

the secular bedchamber

The concrete walls are bloodstained. Blue lichens are decaying in broken urns. There are five Thri-Kreens here. The Thri-Kreens are celebrating.

the ugly oubliette

The concrete walls are bloodstained. There are five Thri-Kreens here. If the Thri-Kreens notice the Ruin Dogs, one of them will retreat and alert the others.

the graphic vault

The air smells like green peas here. The concrete walls are scratched.