The Constant Taxpayer


The Constant Taxpayer is located on a ruined rift. Some rooms of it are incredibly hot. A massive storm is happening outside. It is occupied by Pixies. Erik Hudson The Vague, an Assassin is here. The Pixies are the slaves of Erik Hudson The Vague. He is founding a new religion.


Gaehdaf Faghacdaeum

Gaehdaf Faghacdaeum is a powerful artifact in the shape of a glassy cube. Gravity slips near it. It is a sickly white color. When held it tunnels into the earth.


the mechanical refectory

There are thirty six Pixies here. The metallic walls are bloodstained. Blue moss is swaying in broken urns. The air tastes like fermentation here. The floor is smooth. The Pixies are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, a powerful monster will be summoned.

the middle-class propylaeum

There are a Frog, an Umber Hulk, a Commoner, a Rust Monster, a Cloud Giant, a Pteranodon, an Octopus, and a Polar Bear here. The air smells like logenberry here.

the varied sitting Room

White ferns are decaying from the walls. The air tastes like moss here.

the permanent boudoir

The floor is sticky. There is a trap here. When activated, a magical sound detector will launch a ceiling pendulum. Yellow ferns are swaying from the ceiling.

the frozen cloister

There are a Lizardfolk Shaman, a Gladiator, a Giant Crab, and a Griffon here. The obsidion walls are pristine. The air smells like valerian root here.