Ruin Dogs

The Classical Pension

Overview

The Classical Pension is located under an obsidion city. Regions of it are corrupted. The ruin is burning. It is occupied by Quaggoths. Rosario Pilcher The Harsh, a Cloud Giant is here. The Quaggoths are ruled by Rosario Pilcher The Harsh. He is trying to understand Iiaaemh.

Artifact

Iiaaemh

Iiaaemh has the form of a smooth cube. It smells like plastic. When worn it turns surrounding objects to ashes.

Locations

the glorious closet

The crystal walls are caving in.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in Quaggoths Script.

I am sneaky.

Do not try jumping.

To the east a windy pathway leads to the realistic larder.
To the north a windy path opens to the reliable music hall.
To the south is the entrance.

the realistic larder

The floor is bloodstained. There are a Winter Wolf, a Drow, a Magma Mephit, a Quasit, a Basilisk, and an Elephant here.

There is an engraving on a tablet written in common.

I could not try fighting.

There is a collar here.
To the west a windy pathway connects to the glorious closet.
To the east a twisted hall connects to the stable privy.
To the north a windy hall leads to the clean sitting Room.
To the south a flooded hall leads to the seasonal vault.

the clean sitting Room

The mirrored walls are scratched. The air smells like ozone here. There are three Quaggoth Thonots and a Quaggoth here. The Quaggoths are willing to fight to the death.

There is an engraving on the wall written in Quaggoths Script.

O! the world is woe

ever unaware

wild, civic, slow

hope is aware

To the east a twisted cavern leads to the wild hideaway.
To the north a small cave leads to the presidential training hall.
To the south a windy hall opens to the realistic larder.

the seasonal vault

The stone walls are scratched. Red razorgrass is sprouting from the ceiling.

There is a lyre here.
There is a horse here.
To the north a flooded hall connects to the realistic larder.
To the south a small opening opens to the accessible training hall.

the accessible training hall

Yellow lichens are sprouting from the walls. The air tastes like peppermint here.

To the north a small opening opens to the seasonal vault.

the presidential training hall

White razorgrass is swaying in cracks in the floor. The air smells like passion fruit here. There are a Medusa, a Stone Golem, a Copper Dragon Wyrmling, and an Ettercap here.

To the west a twisted passageway opens to the large infirmary.
To the south a small cave connects to the clean sitting Room.

the stable privy

The concrete walls are covered in mold.

Iiaaemh is here.
Rosario Pilcher The Harsh is here.
To the west a twisted hall opens to the realistic larder.
To the east a narrow gap opens to the happy minaret.

the reliable music hall

The obsidion walls are pristine. Red ferns are sprouting from the ceiling. The air smells like paint here.

There is a spear here.
To the south a windy path leads to the glorious closet.

the wild hideaway

Green ferns are sprouting in cracks in the floor.

There is a rowboat here.
To the west a twisted cavern opens to the clean sitting Room.
To the north a narrow cave connects to the vulnerable foyer.

the vulnerable foyer

The air smells like raw potato here. Red razorgrass is growing from the walls. There is a trap here. When activated, a magical sound detector will launch a fireball.

To the south a narrow cave leads to the wild hideaway.

the large infirmary

The mirrored walls are caving in. The air tastes like prune here.

To the east a twisted passageway leads to the presidential training hall.

the happy minaret

The floor is flooded with seven inch deep scalding water. White lichens are growing from the walls.

To the west a narrow gap leads to the stable privy.