Foaem is located in an alien city. Some rooms of it are cursed. The ruin is burning. It is occupied by Deep Gnomes. Shyla Haskins The Stupid, a Vampire Spawn is here. The Deep Gnomes have been charmed by Shyla Haskins The Stupid. She is founding a new religion.


The Constitutional Will

The Constitutional Will has the form of a broken sphere. Light flows near it. It is a sickly white color. It smells like potato chip. When carried it levitates surrounding objects.


the integrated guard post

There is a trap here. When activated, a tripwire will blast flames. Red lichens are growing in broken urns.

There is an engraving on the floor written in Deep Gnomes Script.

We are cursed

seasonal, premature, petty

the familiar hold

Blue ferns are growing from the ceiling. The mirrored walls are caving in.

There is an engraving on a tablet written in Deep Gnomes Script.

Poor me! the world is sadistic

it is always artistic

loose, single, alive

nothing is artistic

the temporary mine

The floor is bloodstained. The crystal walls are scratched. There are a Knight, a Tridrone, a Manes, a Giant Toad, a Gnoll, a Mule, and a Pixie here.

the smooth passageway

There are ten Deep Gnomes here. The floor is cluttered with ashes. If the Deep Gnomes notice the Ruin Dogs, one of them will retreat and alert the others.

the classical cloister

The floor is glossy. Green razorgrass is decaying from the ceiling.

the tight propylaeum

There are ten Deep Gnomes here. One of the Deep Gnomes is on watch, the rest are fighting amongst themselves.

the sad library

Red ferns are sprouting in broken urns. The air smells like clove here. The floor is smooth.

the shallow office

There are a Darkmantle, a Yeti, a Hyena, an Orc Eye of Gruumsh, a Myconid Adult, a Goblin, a Sea Horse, a Camel, and a Crocodile here. The metallic walls are caving in.

the vulnerable pool

The air tastes like privet blossom here. The floor is sticky.

There is an engraving on a monolith written in common.

A needle is a bail

controversial and reliable

long and fine

The Constitutional Will

discreet and varied

unaware, qualified, modern

A nail is a heart

applied and steady

holy and profound

The Constitutional Will

delicate and round

astonishing, plain, sexual

thick, dry, healthy

but never tight

you will be returned

the standard training hall

The floor is flooded with five inch deep cold water. The glass walls are caving in. Gray ferns are swaying from the ceiling. There are ten Deep Gnomes here. The air smells like raspberry here. The Deep Gnomes are performing a ritual. If not interrupted, the ruin dogs will be weakened.

the gradual workshop

the informal training hall

There are ten Deep Gnomes here. Blue ferns are decaying from the walls. The air smells like turmeric here. The Deep Gnomes are willing to negotiate.

There is an engraving on a stone written in common.

I am lost in Foaem.

the historical bedroom

The floor is bloodstained. The stone walls are covered in mold. Gray ferns are sprouting from the ceiling. The air tastes like baked potato here. There are a Frog, a Giant Bat, a Satyr, a Hawk, and a Revenant here.

There is an engraving on the wall written in common.

The Constitutional Will

diplomatic and unlike

close and welcome

but never shy

The Constitutional Will

but welcome

The Constitutional Will